Uh, When Did I Get Old?

I'm showing my age when the highlight of my day is getting not one, but TWO rainchecks for cheese at an amazing price.  

And then, after my small victory at Hyvee, I'm sitting in traffic trying to get home.  The Blazer next to me has two bumper stickers in the rear window:

1. The proud parent of a fantastic kid.

2. I love my badass attitude.

Looks like some other people need to grow up, too.  And they actually have a reason.